The Last Grain of Fantasia - Neverending Story

$8.99 USD

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Are you tired of nameless forces destroying your stuff and nearly killing your Empresses with mysterious illnesses? Do people keep telling you to keep your feet on the ground, or chucking you in dumpsters? Well now's your chance to show them all!

Don't take nothing from Nothings!

We have here the last grain of Fantasia, the mythical land where the buffalo are purple, the turtles are mountains, biodegradable sphinxes shoot lasers, and dragons defy the laws of drag and aerodynamics. Straight out of the Neverending Story, this timeless piece of history is looking for a new home.

This piece of the once-great land is all that remains of the vast empire. It glows, it sparkles, it shines, and will illuminate dark rooms. It also grants wishes. So many wishes. All the wishes. Fantasia may be no more, thanks to the bullying of modern day society and the pressure to grow up and conform, but Fantasia can arise again in you, in your wishes and dreams. And the more wishes you make, the more magnificent Fantasia will become. So get your very own piece of Fantasia, and let the story never end!

Use your Last Grain of Fantasia to:
Grant wishes
Chase bullies
Fly on furry white animatronic alligator dragons
Support Etsy store owners
Hold illuminating conversations with people in dark rooms
Have many amazing adventures before finally returning to the ordinary world

Ships in a velvet pouch. And if you don't like it, you can wish for a better one when your wish-granting item arrives.

**Please allow 3-5 days to ship from Fantasia. The freight capacity of most luck dragons is lower than one might expect, and delays or distracting quests may occur**

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